ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
when someone is being condescending to you about something you know more about than them
being an introvert is really hard because there is no polite way to tell someone that you’re in a bad mood because you’re exhausted from socializing.
I wish my name was brad so that I would be 75% rad
Gentle reminder that people working in customer service are paid to be nice to you and you should not fucking flirt with them because you’re probably making them extremely uncomfortable you piece of shit don’t force us into engaging your gross ass
white people are always saying “what if I said something about *other race*” as if that isn’t exactly what they do all the time
vacation capital of my heart <3
*black woman is sexual*
*black woman explicitly states that they’re doing it for themselves and nobody else*
*white feminist pulls up in their white feminist mini van blaring iggy azalea*
*adjusts their tina fey inspired frameless glasses* Ummmmmmmmm im uncomfortable with you doing that it makes me feel as if you’re pandering to the male gaze you should be more in control of your image sweetie:)
if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point.
Just so we’re all clear.
I hate white people
^^^ this country is fucked
you need a small army worth of guns to go eat breakfast fuck is wrong with these people