thefrogman:

Doodle Time by Sarah Anderson [tumblr | twitter | facebook]

thefrogman:

Doodle Time by Sarah Anderson [tumblr | twitter | facebook]

POSTED September 30, 2014 @ 08:13 WITH 17,643 notes
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siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

POSTED September 30, 2014 @ 01:23 WITH 182,136 notes
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lordbape:

when someone is being condescending to you about something you know more about than them

image

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the-red-hairing:

being an introvert is really hard because there is no polite way to tell someone that you’re in a bad mood because you’re exhausted from socializing.

POSTED September 30, 2014 @ 01:13 WITH 25,863 notes
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starbuckers:

I wish my name was brad so that I would be 75% rad

POSTED September 30, 2014 @ 01:04 WITH 174,255 notes
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POSTED September 29, 2014 @ 00:16 WITH 84,192 notes
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officialdaddyegbert:

Gentle reminder that people working in customer service are paid to be nice to you and you should not fucking flirt with them because you’re probably making them extremely uncomfortable you piece of shit don’t force us into engaging your gross ass

POSTED September 29, 2014 @ 00:06 WITH 21,634 notes
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  • What they say to kids who want pets: Are you sure you're not just saying you want one because all your friends have one? Remember, it's not going to be small and cute forever, it will grow up eventually! It's a living being that will depend entirely on you for the rest of its life. Are you really sure you're ready for this?
  • What they say to adults who DON'T want kids: Oh, you'll want one sooner or later. Everybody does, after all. Besides, babies are soooo cute, aren't they? You'd better hurry up before you get too old!
POSTED September 28, 2014 @ 23:49 WITH 55,504 notes
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justinbabernumberonefan:

white people are always saying “what if I said something about *other race*” as if that isn’t exactly what they do all the time

POSTED September 28, 2014 @ 23:40 WITH 559 notes
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oxfordcommaforever:

pittsburgh-love:

Mt. Washington by AmeliaQ

vacation capital of my heart <3

oxfordcommaforever:

pittsburgh-love:

Mt. Washington by AmeliaQ

vacation capital of my heart <3

POSTED September 28, 2014 @ 10:01 WITH 200,641 notes
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baddiebey:

*black woman is sexual*
*black woman explicitly states that they’re doing it for themselves and nobody else*
*white feminist pulls up in their white feminist mini van blaring iggy azalea*
*adjusts their tina fey inspired frameless glasses* Ummmmmmmmm im uncomfortable with you doing that it makes me feel as if you’re pandering to the male gaze you should be more in control of your image sweetie:)

POSTED September 28, 2014 @ 09:54 WITH 7,862 notes
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gym-leader-merida:

if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point.

POSTED September 26, 2014 @ 23:06 WITH 47,145 notes
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prettyboyshyflizzy:

a-wanderlustsoul:

princesswhatevr:

unite4humanity:

Just so we’re all clear.

I hate white people

^^^ this country is fucked

you need a small army worth of guns to go eat breakfast fuck is wrong with these people

prettyboyshyflizzy:

a-wanderlustsoul:

princesswhatevr:

unite4humanity:

Just so we’re all clear.

I hate white people

^^^ this country is fucked

you need a small army worth of guns to go eat breakfast fuck is wrong with these people

POSTED September 26, 2014 @ 22:58 WITH 17,564 notes
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